A Lemming By Any Other Color ......

It doesn't matter if it's a blue lemming following barack obama blindly, or a yellow lemming following ron paul blindly, or a red lemming following rush limbaugh blindly. It's still a friggin' LEMMING and guess where they are headed ???

What you MUST remember about a fall is, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing ! And, it doesn't matter what color the lemming or who they blindly followed off the cliff, when you go SPLUT!!! It's ALL over ! All that's left is to hose down the spot and wait for the next dumbass lemming who blindly followed ONE leader and/or cause and/or group, sooner or later, SPLUT SPLUT SPLUT SPLUT SPLUT, it's raining friggin' lemmings, again.

And, this goes for those who follow Glenn Beck blindly, or Sean Hannity blindly, or Vincent David Jericho blindly (half my friends list on facebook just said, "WHO?"). It really doesn't matter who it is, if you follow ANYONE like this, all I can say to warn you is, watch out for that last step, it's a DOOZIE !

The reason I mentioned, obama, paul and limbaugh together is that their followers are the ones that need the most help. Granted the limbaugh followers aren't quite as wacky as the other two gaggle of lemmings but there is still a blind loyalty there that, simply, isn't healthy !

Now, the other two groups are a bit different, look at the lemmings in the picture ! Their eyes are glazed over, they are smiling, some carrying flowers. What they don't even realize is that they are delivering flowers to their own friggin' funerals. The worshippers of obama and paul are almost one in the same, buncha DUMBASSES. They have their "savior" and he can do NO wrong, AT ALL ! It's almost CULT-like, VERY creepy !

The obama-maniacs and paul-istas only hear what their master tells them to hear, therefore they will put words in your mouth, mis-interpret, gereralize part of their arguement but specify here and there, mainly at things that have, absolutely, NO meaning what-so-ever. These groups argue in the exact same cowardly fashion. If you could ever get one arguing with another it would be like watching keith olbermann and chris matthews argue. It would be totally hillarious, and completely pointless, they are fighting for, Biggest DipShit In History Award.

The obama lemmings are Blue, because Oxygen Deprevation is about the ONLY thing I can see why ANYONE is STILL supporting obama !

The paul lemmings are Yellow, because like paul they are Isolationist-Cowards, such a completely STUPID manner of thinking, THIS is the United States of America ! Why do we stand up to the bully ? IT'S JUST WHAT WE DO !!!

I don't believe in "blind devotion" to ANYONE or ANYTHING !

Don't be a lemming, to anyone or anything, be your own person and look at the ENTIRE World and what is in it, the good, the bad AND the ugly !

Raisin' A Little,

Stormy
The Stone Cold Conservative

The DUMBASS 2009 Award !!!

As a duly sworn (and do I swear a lot) officer of the Dirty Rotten Assholes of America (yeah, I know we left out, ugly, lazy and disrespectful) I would like to announce that we have chosen President Barack Hussien (what, why can't we use his middle name ?) Obama to receive this years not-so prestigous DUMBASS 2009 Award !

We decided that, since he did NOTHING to deserve to be a US Senator, did NOTHING during his term as Senator (except still collect a pay check for Senator while doing nothing but campaigning), then did NOTHING to deserve to be Leader of the Free World as President of the United States, he might as well have an award he REALLY has EARNED and DESERVES !!!

This took a GREAT deal of effort on Barry's part, he has proven just how much this DIS-honor fits him to a T !

During his campaign he discussed the importance of meeting with Dictators without ANY pre-conditions, and how important it was to do so. Leading up to and since his taking of Office he has REFUSED to let anyone examine a MOUNTAIN of docuements on him, like his Birth Certificate, and hide as much of his past writings as possible, such as ALL of his College papers and records.

We have been told by obama and his criminal lackies, formerly known as a Preidential Cabinet, that he supports and wants to still meet with a holocaust denier, who hates what America stands for, wants Israel (one of our closest and best allies) "whiped off the map", and HAS test fired missles that are MORE than capable of reaching Israel WITH nuclear capabilities. But, he's right let's meet with this wacky guy, it'll be a HOOT, have a beer and a cheeseburger.

Comrade obama has spent countless hours touring the world appologizing for America's ignorance and arrogance, even though it's been America who bailed the world out of the shitter in TWO World Wars. Even though it was America who helped destroy the threat of the Third Reigh, and America was the key to bringing down the Soviet Empire and the Berlin Wall, barry has been quick to point out how careless and arrogant we are and have been.

WE the tax payers, payed for Michelle (for the first time in my adult life, I'm proud of my country) Obama, the bitter little elitist, to take up some kids in Air Force One, after all they were doing some work for National Securi.... oh no wait it was just a photo-op for Air Force One over New York City and the Statue of Liberty. I'm sure, SOMEWHERE, we can find of few tax payers who don't mind fitting the bill for that. At least they informed the people of New York City about the shoo..... what, oh yeah, THEY DID NOT tell anyone in New York about it, causing MANY terrible panics to run through the city.

We now have a President who will bow down to middle east "kings" and "princes", some of which are from false nations, others who are just false royalty of these backwards-ass camel clusters. One of which continues to call itself our allie, but teaches it's school children that America is the "terrible satan" and how Freedom and Liberty are HORRIBLE things. And, oh yeah, this is the homeland of most of the muslim-fascists who MURDERED over 3,000 Americans on September 11th, 2001. The importance of bowing down to it's leaders is SO much more important than showing the proper courtesy to The Queen of England, our largest and strongest allie in the world.

This Presidents amazing efforts to get the Olympics to his home town of Chicago rather than meet with some silly little Generals about some war somewhere would have not done much for helping Chicago to get the Olympics, which worked out SO well for barry and Chi-town !

The President who cares SO much about giving health-care to any Tom, Dick or Jose who wants it. Shoving a socialistic agenda down Americas throat in SPITE of the HUGE numbers in the Polls AGAINST it ! A plan, that if even read, will KILL far more people than it will ever save. Even with a shortage of Doctors today, and 45% of the practicing Doctors saying that they will leave the profession or take early retirement if this bill passes. Comrade barry is STILL fighting hard to FORCE this socialistic agenda on the American People !

Doing things NO OTHER President has ever even thought of ! Like purposely TANKING the value of the American Dollar, so to FORCE America into a World Currency and World Economy, it's amazing. Suprise, suprise the first bunch of nations who want to drop the US Dollar and viable currency in the "World Market" are many countries in the middle east.

Terrorist leaders like Khadafi (or however the hell you spell it) has embraced barry obama as a "son of kenya" and praised the American people for electing an African to the Presidency.

His appointment of admitted communists to be Czars, whatever the F*** they are, among them. A "safe school" czar who endorses homosexual pedophilia, and making sure that the ONLY thing a child being molested by an older man do is use a condom. Over 50 of these COMPLETELY UN-Constitutional czars, and the list is growing. Not a single one of them having to answer to WE THE PEOPLE ! What ACHIEVEMENT obama is finally making after doing NOTHING to get to where he is now !

We are proud to grant him the DUMBASS 2009, FINALLY an award he actually DESERVES !!!

"But, I want a NEW one." The WHINE of the American Idol Generation !

One of the sad parts of an economic decline is when a childhood memory is lost due to the bankruptsy or the closing of a great family location. This year "Cypress Gardens" once again closed its doors and has ceased business.

It's a fact, I'm a Theme Park Junkie, and on many occassions I went to Orlando to the theme parks and still go down to Silver Dollar City here in Missouri. We did loose one theme park here, years ago, just across the border into Arkansas, it was based on the comic strip "Lil Abner". It was called "Dogpatch USA" and it was a pretty cool little place, although I don't remember a lot about it.

Some people today are just too damn STUPID ! Because of the CRAP in television, movies and magazines, these morons don't see the value of Heritage. There was once a theme park next to The Grand Old Opry in Nashville, it's now a super mall. Dollywood is back open, I think. Kiddieland in Chicago shut down for good, not long ago. Is this REALLY what we want for the future children of America, polluting their time with American Idol, sitting around playing Guitar Hero instead of actually LEARNING how to play the guitar. Where the HELL are our PRIORITIES ?!?

There are many theme parks, amusement parks and other attractions around Our Great Nation, that are sitting and rotting away. Even more wonderful attractions are on the brink of collapse, Weekie Wachie Springs in FL is one of the real tragedies, it is SUCH a great place. Look how many of our Zoos and Acquariums are in financial trouble and in terrible need of referbish and upkeep. I am not asking you, I TELLING you, it's time to take our fun parks back as well as our financial and freedom parts. On your next family trip, go to the obscure places, yeah the stuff isn't as new, the rides might not be state of the art, but the lines are a lot shorter and you will get to have some great family fun. And, if enough families do this, when you go back next season, they might just have something new, and it will be thanks to people like YOU !

Also, go out and do some Volunteer work at you local Zoos and Aquariums, almost all of them have some kind of Support Club, here we have Friends Of the Zoo for Dickerson Park Zoo. Many of them have special programs for kids and sometimes adults to be "assistant zoo keepers".

My goal is for my 2 nephews to have the same wonderful memories of Dickerson Park Zoo that I do, surely you have some memories like that you would like to see the young people in you lives get to live.

I brought up Dogpatch USA to compare to Cypress Gardens, two wonderful and WHOLESOME places to take a family, one is gone, the other is about to be. And, all because SO many people today think something has to be New to be cool and worth being a part of. If that is true, then I have a question for you to ponder, "Why is it, that Space Mountain is one of the oldest rides at Disney World, yet still has one of the longest lines ?"

Remember When Disasters Were Fun ?!?

We the people are being robbed of some truly great entertainment by todays, nuetered, version of the, once great, Follywood. Motion Picture makers like Irwin Allen once made it their goal to move, shake and even disturb us with how real the motion picture experience could be. Today, it's more watered down than the drinks at an airport strip club.

Comparing then and now isn't even a good comparison, Irwin Allen versus Roland Emerich, isn't even a contest, Allen wins, with ease. Sure, Emerich puts out films with amazing special effects, treating our eyes to ultra real visions that were never thought of before, but where is the IMPACT ?

With almost no special effects, compared to that of todays technology, Irwin Allen and the like changed people lives and outlooks on the world and showed how little man truly is. Emerich and his partner are little more than a cheap rip-off of Beavis & Butthead, snorting and snickering because a big lizard trashed New York City, or a tornado whiped out the Follywood sign, big deal. What these two have really done is drop the ball on many occassions, light and weak versions of films that could have been Epics.

This is Follywoods part in the WUSSIFICATION of America(thank you Neal Boortz), "let's keep making softer and softer movies, so people get softer and softer." "Let's give them only Happy Endings, instead of REALITY, we don't need them to see what could actually happen in one of these disasters." They hold our hands, pat us on the heads, and patronize the shit out of us, as if it's what we deserve, well, WE DON'T !

When the film "Earthquake" came out, people left the theater feeling the impact, like they had been IN the earthquake. People left the theater feeling as if they had lost something in the disaster, people left the theaters in a state of AWE ! The movie didn't exactly have a "happy ending" they saved a lot of people, but then the scene pulls back and you saw the DEVESTATION ! People were just happy to be alive, and many in the audiences felt the same way, now THAT was GREAT film making ! Later on that day, they would take a deep breath, realize it was just a movie, and know they had been part of something special and they LOVED IT !

Wanna know why this doesn't happen anymore ? Follywood thinks we can't take it, we're either to fragile or to dumb to be put through it. These studio execs have been told by shrinks and lawyers that it might put someone at risk of being traumatized. The person might make the CHOICE to see the film, but if ANYTHING bad happens, it's all the studio's fault, then it's time to pay up in court.

Most of these films today are watered down by PATHETIC love stories, what a waste. There were small love stories in Earthquake and Meteor, but they didn't take away from why the film was really being made. Armageddon and Pearl Harbor were RUINED by Ben Afflek and his SAPPY OVERPLAYED love stories, you lost the meaning of the film just so some teenage girls could get all hot and bothered for a C grade actor. Just like Leo in Titanic, some of it was ok, but I'd like to have seen more disaster and less romance, except the drawing scene, we'll keep that in! XD

Sorry, but I like these because of the "helpless" feeling I get, by the trauma it gives me to think about this actually happening. Slash and gore films aren't for scaring, they just want you to puke, Disaster films are where the REAL terror COULD be, but they just don't have the backbone, the brains, or the balls to do it right anymore.

Studio execs get nervous, actors get over-paid, and we the fans GET SCREWED !

Raisin' A Little,

Stormy

PS. I'll get up a blog with 4 to 6 movie reviews of some of todays "disaster" films sometime soon.

Rush Limbaugh, Conservative or just another gOp'er ?!?

So many people find Rush Limbaugh to be the "Voice of the Conservative Movement", which is a complete bunch of bullshit. It pains me TERRIBLY to quote al franken, but, "Rush Limbaugh IS a big fat idiot!" I just think it's for different reasons than franken.

At one time, I was a big fan of Rush, I thought he was tough, passionate and brilliant, thank God I got older and WISER ! Limbaugh's motivation is MONEY and POWER, he's a Capitalist first, a good little gOp'er second and a Conservative somewhere on down the road.

Let me tell you about when I met Sean Hannity, and then I'll tell you about when I met Rush Limbaugh. They're out of chronological order, but hey, it's my blog. XD

In 2005 I was in Las Vegas attending the Grand Sumo Nationals, at Mandalay Bay but was staying at the MGM Grand, I was walking through the casino floor at the MGM. I'm a pretty observant person, so I recognized Sean instantly, he was playing blackjack, I stood away from the table and waited for a shuffle, he was playing from a 6 deck shoe. When the shuffle came Sean saw me waiting, and got up and came to me, I was surprised and honored. Sean was friendly, warm and very down to earth. A really Great Guy !

Don't be mistaken though, I don't think Sean walks on water. I disagree with him frequently, he thumps the Bible too much, and invokes the name of Ronald Reagan FAR too often, not giving the slightest weight to Reagan's mistakes as President, and he had some doosies, but I agree he is the greatest President of our generations.

My meeting with Rush was a bit different. It was at a hotel in Kansas City in 2002, one of the ones over by Royals and Arrowhead Stadiums. Rush was sitting in the lobby talking to some people, again, I stood back and waited for a break, this time in conversation. I approached him and said, "Mr. Limbaugh" he snapped his head up and gave me a look that said "Who the hell are you and why should I care ?" I still was a gentleman and said "Mr. Limbaugh, I'm a big fan of yours, and wanted to thank you for what you do." He then got a very arrogant look on his face and said, in a very smarmy tone, "Yeah, I have to, so people like you have a future." He then turned his attention back to the other people without giving me a second thought. Every time I see Limbaugh or hear his name one thought pops into my head automatically, "Pompous ASS" !

The first awakening I got from Rush was a little bit before the above incident. Rush had just begun his television show when Bill Clinton was about to take office in the White House. I thought Limbaugh's slams at Clinton were great and pretty damn funny. Then on one of his radio broadcasts the topic of city, county and state Zoos and Aquariums came up somehow, Limbaugh went off on a tangent. He claimed that local community owned zoos and aquariums were a complete and total waste of tax payer money and had no value to the community at all. He went on to say that they should all be torn down and the land sold off for "worth-while" projects. When asked about the animals in them and the educational value of zoos and aquariums, he said that was "stupid" and they could all die off for all he cared, "that's what encyclopedias are for" (exact quote, BURNED into my memory). This pissed me off, SEVERELY ! All my life I have seen the value in education and community involvement that these two types of facilities do for the communities.

After careful though, I went back to my set of values I was taught and decided to give Limbaugh a second chance and started following him again, and did so up until the day after he had Michael J Fox on his show. He proceeded to herk and jerk in his chair MOCKING Fox and his condition, and even went so far as to accuse Fox of "faking it for sympathy", I was appalled and disgusted, as I have friends with Parkinson's Disease. Limbaugh also made disparaging comments about, the late, Christopher Reeve, the Real Life Superman. That was the snap of the second chance.

Limbaugh is just another moronic republican who can not separate the issues of Stem Cell Research and Abortion, which ARE two different subjects.

LImbaugh is the classic republican stereotype and IS bringing the party DOWN. His image does not help the party in ANY way. Limbaugh is a spark, but a very negative one. There IS such a thing as being TOO far to the right, and Rush flew PAST that point years ago.

The current republican party, the grand OLD party, is not just walking away from it's Conservative base, it's in a dead sprint to be "more moderate". It's a disgrace to all those who worked SO hard to get it back to sanity once. I'm ready to kick the grand OLD party to the curb, take the TRUE Conservatives and take back America to what it IS supposed to be ! Want a taste of how is SHOULD be, go to tycoa.com and check it out !

Real Conservatives are reasonable, use common sense, and have a firm grip on reality, I don't believe Rush has any of these.

Let's see you folks in the grand OLD party chew on that, assclowns !!!

Raisin' A Little,

Stormy

Safer Streets Part I : Lead, Follow or Get The Hell Outta The Way !!!

You know, when I took Driver's Education I thought everything was pretty cut and dried, a lot of common sense and people drive just fine. But, the last 20 years I've seen the ability of the community as a whole headed straight into a black hole of DOOM, due to terrible driving.

The Drivers Exam is now the test you study your ass off for and as soon as you pass, you forget EVERYTHING ! Far too many of the people behind the wheel, in this area, are driving like complete dumbasses ! There are two very distinct groups that I'll get to in later blogs under the same heading "Safer Streets". Here we are just gonna hit an even dozen of the finer points of what is going on in the streets today.

1. If you need your windshield wipers, then you NEED your headlights on too. You also NEED headlights during dust and dawn driving, not so you can see, but so others can see YOU, got it, assclown ?!?

2. Turn signals were put on cars for a reason, and were meant to let people know what you are GOING to do, not to confirm, at the last second, your turn into the laundry mat isn't just a practical joke on the person behind you. Turning a corner, changing lanes, this isn't rocket science, you use one finger to flip a switch, if you are too dumb or lazy for that, get the hell off the road, you suck !

3. If you want to go on a nice, slow, leisurely drive, do it in the RIGHT lane, so that the rest of us can pass your worthless ass in the left lane.

4. Take the FUCKING cigarette out of your mouth and you WILL drive better, and maybe you won't die of cancer like you deserve to.

5. The laws on Distracted Driving SHOULD more resemble the penalties for Driving Impaired (drunk). So, hang up the cel phone, put away the make-up and eat lunch at the restaurant or at home like a civilized person not a dumbass.

6. If there is road work, get in line like everyone else, and wait your turn, instead of being a greedy little panty-waste and rushing up the other lane and cutting someone off. NEWS FLASH, DUMMY, you are NOT that important, never have been and NEVER will be !

7. Smoking in a car, when you have children in it, and the windows closed completely is CRUEL, you ARE a BAD parent and should be arrested for child abuse. (not exactly a traffic thing, but I just had to say it to the dumbasses who do it)

8. If your stereo has enough bass going, to rattle the car next to you, you don't know ANYTHING about music, turn that rap CRAP down. You are NOT cool, you are just a PUNK-ASS-BITCH !

9. When stopped at a stop light or stop sign, if you put a half car length between you and the car in front of you in rainy conditions, you are a good driver. If you put a whole car length between you and the car in front of you in snow and icey conditions, you are a good driver. If you do EITHER one of these during sunny and dry conditions, you are a DUMBASS !!!

10. Learn to park. There isn't a time I've been over to Harter House, on Eastgate, or some other parking lot, where some idiot has more trouble "staying between the lines" than a three year old. Normally, they have pulled through from the other side so far that they stick out and almost block the lane. It's a shame that SO many people are this friggin' STUPID !

11. If you are driving a Lexus, you need to understand 3 little FACTS : 1. It's nothing but a dolled up Toyota, and that IS a FACT. 2. You are NOT driving a Luxury Vehicle along the lines of a Rolls, Bentley or Cadillac, you're not just a snob, you're a cheap snob. and 3. The "L" on the front stands for "Loser" !

12. Someone elses car wreck, or traffic stop by law enforcement is NONE of your business. You have NO right to slow down and "see what happened", you ARE putting peoples lives in jeopardy ! Keep moving, pay attention to the road ahead of you and don't keep hitting your brakes. Rubber Necking is a great way to know if you are a Dumbass !

Ok, take that how ever you want, but let's see you sit there and seriously try to tell me I'm wrong on ANY point. People are either driving WAY too defensively, or they are convinced they are in the Death-Car sequence from "Mad Max". Offensive driving is the ONLY way to drive these days if you actually want to get where you are going and survive the trip. Manners and Roadway Etiquette have gone the way of the do-do, the T-Rex, the liberal democratic parties integrity and the national republican parties balls.

Let's all take a deep breath when we get in our cars and trucks and use a little more common sense and manners out there, me included. Lately, I've released more "Birds" than the World Wildlife Fund.

Raisin' A Little,

Stormy
The Stone Cold Conservative

Sanford vs Clinton : An Excellent Example

People often ask me to give them examples of the differences between a Conservative and a liberal. It is very unfortunate that I have been handed such a perfect example in this way.

Today, Gov Mark Sanford, of South Carolina, admitted that he had gone to Buenos Aries and had an affair. He had been "missing" since last Thursday. He told his family that he "just had to get away" after a long and hard legislative session. He told his staff that he was going to the Appilation (or how ever the hell you spell it) Mountains to go hiking to "clear his head" also citing the long and grueling legislative session. I'm sure it was a long and grueling session, his real reasoning was a bit different.

Now, someone is reading this and wondering how the hell this compares to Clinton and how this is an Excellent example of the differences between a Conservative and a liberal. Well, that is easy.

When Sanford returned, he was honest and open about what had happened. Sanford called a press conference and admitted the affair and apologized to his Family, staff, friends and constituents. I believe he was perfectly sincere and, while I have lost some respect for him, it's not nearly as much as others are throwing out into the public. He openly and honestly asked for forgiveness for what he had done, and as a fellow Conservative, I believe him and forgive him.

Bill Clinton had an affair with Monica Lewinsky, everyone knew he had, but he still got on World wide television and LIED to EVERYONE ! He drug out his lies as long as he could dragging his family, staff and the American people down into the gutter with him and his lies.

The difference in a Conservative and a liberal is Honesty, Openness and the willingness to be humble and ask for forgiveness. To this day, I don't ever remember Bill Clinton asking for America's forgiveness, sincerely, or giving a worth while apology.

I truly hope that Mark Sanford can work through this. Gov Sanford is a great Fiscal Conservative and America NEEDS more people like him in that aspect. America also needs more elected officials who can admit their mistakes and be completely open and honest with The People. Gov Sanford showed great courage by taking questions from the reporters there. Some of the Fox analysts berated Sanford for this, foolishly, because they are brainwashed into the "way things are" of politics, a mindset of cowardace and deceit.

That idiot Martha McCallum, at Fox News, is already throwing out the baby with the bathwater and condemning Sanford for what has happened. One of their guest "analysts" named Bill, who is a COMPLETE buffoon, was talking about what a tragedy this is for the 2012 elections and "how Mitt Romney is smiling somewhere", WHAT AN ASSCLOWN ! If Mitt Romney is the selection of the republican party in 2012, then Barack Obama WILL be in office another four years, GUARANTEED !

And, before you liberals start in, for every one Mark Sanford on the right, there are 3 Bill Clinton's on the left, so don't even try, you've already lost.

My best and sincere hopes and prayers go out to Gov Sanford, his wife, Jenny, and their four sons. This cannot be easy, but it can be overcome !

Raisin' A Little,

Stormy